A Woman’s Reply To A Husband Eloping With Her Sister

You don’t get to run across something so hilarious every day! We all know that marriage can be both intriguing and dull. Everything relies on how well we do.

Every family experiences ups and downs, but in this one the husband chose to give up on his marriage and left his wife a frightening letter. All that matters is how she responds!

To avoid ruining the surprise for you, here is the letter:

Dear Wife,

I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you for good. I’ve been a good man to you in our 7 years of marriage & I have nothing to show for it.

These last 2 weeks have been tough for me. Your boss notified me that you quit your job today & that was just too much to bear any longer.

Last week, you came home & didn’t even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers.

You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don’t tell me you love me anymore; you don’t want s*x or anything that connects us as husband & wife.

Either you’re cheating on me or you don’t love me anymore; whatever the case, It’s over and I am leaving.

Your EX-Husband

P.S. don’t try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!